Say no to crack. | MST3K: The Discussion Board (2024)

So I'm going downtown to get catfood and in the parking lot there are a group of guys standing around a car talking. One of them had some serious buttcrack.

I mean more than the normal kind. He was wearing jogging pants with the stretchy waist, and they were slid a third of the way down his ass. To make matters worse, he was bending over the hood of a car. No, not leaning, full presentation. The "let some sexy stud take me from behind" kind.

I ask you all, how do you not know when your ass is that exposed? I little bit I can accept, but this will haunt my nightmares for years.

So I ask you all to pull up your pants. Please. Spread the word that asscrack can not be tolorated.

What did Geraldo find when he looked up Oprah's dress?

300 pounds of crack.

1998's Time Out Chicago's reader submitted joke of the year. AND a semi-finalist for publication in Reader's Digest.

That's where we keep the Old Farmer's Almanac collection.

Hey, that was one of my favorite jokes in middle school!

So, this brings about a question I have to ask cause no one else has yet (no, not a question about the Oprah joke, but about the pants down below the ass thing):

How many of you guys have considered pantsing the people who wear their pants so low that there is no more need for imagination?

Cause it has crossed my mind more than once, although I have never actually done it, and I can't honestly be the only one who has thought about it.

Irony is wasted on the stupid, so it'd likely be lost effort.

The quality of paper is the issue here. In case we run out . . .

The Old Farmer's Almanac's paper is, while not quilted, quite soft and soothing to the touch.